My Wrist F'in Hurts

I would like to say that the USPS drop boxes in Rains are a pain in the ass because they barely function especially when you know they contain a ballin 49ers t-shirt, that Def Leppard, Poison, and Cheap Trick will be spectacular, and that winning a soccer game 3-2 with a last minute goal off a corner kick is a spectacular way to end the night even though my wrist is busted.