Finlaggan

I would like to state that, as expected by its pricetag, Finlaggan was easily the worst, harshest single malt the club has tasted to date and that flag guarding is officially not a loss of down.

Greek Lasagna?

I would like to thank Mr. Timothy R. Julian for an interesting 3 course meal featuring a Greek themed lasagna, the company of Mr. Brandon Snow, Mr. Justen England, and Dr. Jeffrey Mold, and two less wine glasses.

All Three Together

I would like to say how impressed I am that all three roommates were home at once and enjoyed a fine Alaskan ale this evening thanks to Ash.

Lazy Football Watching

I would like to say that it gets way too hot in my bedroom during the afternoon and I finally lost a fantasy football game thanks to Frank Gore's injury.

Surf and Turf

I would like to thank Ash for taking me for my second surfing attempt and making it much better than my first one and say that the tailgate and game against Washington showed just how strong our offensive and tailgating games really are.

Happy Meatballs

I would like to say that Happy Hour with Ash, Josh, Hanna, and Seth and my venison burger at the Tied House were good, but Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs in IMAX 3D was awesome.

Pigskin Time

I would like to say that I hope our flag football team can make it happen this year but it felt good to get out and practice and that Fandango pizza is pretty good.

Defense

I would like to say that playing defense isn't that bad when nobody wants to sub in for you and that even though the other team scored 2 goals, one was off a direct kick that should have been saved and the other was an own goal by Craig, but we still won 4-2.

First Chest Workout

I would like to say that I hope my chest isn't as sore tomorrow as I think it will be after my return to a full chest workout this morning and that thanks to Dallas Clark's and Ronnie Brown's outstanding performances last night, I'm now 6-0 in Fantasy Football this year.

Fry Fest

I would like to thank Sean for hosting an incredible rockfish, hush puppy, swimp, tots, Snickers, and carrot fry this evening.

JR's OG Fest

I would like to congratulate JR on successfully making it to 27 years old.

Let the Tailgating Begin

I would like to thank Sean for purchasing an impressive Tailgayting SUC and hosting a strong start to the Stanford home football season with a dominant performance over the SJ State Spartans.

More Delicious Than A Restaurant

I would like to thank Ash for a scrumptious homemade Thai meal and I'm glad that she liked Leuk and is starting to feel better.

Guest of Honor Series #1

I would like to say that I'm very disappointed in Timm's behavior and that I'm very pleased with Sara's performance regarding tonight's successfully cheesy dinner.

Dr. Dilly

I would like to figure out how Dr. Dilly has had so many wives when he's such a hilarious guy and hope that he provides me with the subjects he promised and also can't wait to see Tom's new lake house in Tahoe.

Loser

I would like to say that I can't believe that I lost twice today to Paul and that I didn't feel too hot on the court.

Palmistry 101

I would like to say that although my palm suggests that I have limited mental aims, I'm a "physical" thinker, and that I have a slight disregard to the meaning of love, at least I'll live a long life and only have one marriage, unlike Ashley who's poised for 2.

Spoiled

I would like to say that Timm probably doesn't realize just how spoiled he is and that I'm really glad that Ash is back and that I'm gonna start 3-0 in fantasy football this year.

First BBQ

I would like to say that our first BBQ turned out exceptionally well even though we didn't really use the new picnic table since it was so dark.

Neverending Pasta

I would like to commend Sabrina's friend Jessica for being so intelligent, the OG for filling me up, and Jenny for enjoying "The Soloist" as much as I did.

Football is Finally Back

I would like to say that I'm glad I didn't draft any crappy Titans or Steelers and that I hope Sabrina's genius friend enjoyed Brandon's veggie pizza with "sausage."

Two Successful Returns

I would like to say that although I was in slight double gimp status, I managed to come from behind and beat Paul 3 times in racquetball and that Glenmorangie 10 was smooth enough to convince Tim to keep his car during our first official Scotch club in a while.

I Got What I Deserved

I would like to say that although I suffered a minor ankle sprain, it didn't affect me and I still managed to score textbook goal this evening in another dominant 4-1 victory.

LaBor-B-Q

I would like to congratulate Rich on hosting yet another successful BBQ featuring delicious bacon-wrapped sausages, Honee and her new buddy Dexter, an incredible win by the U over FSU, and a bonus coffee table.

House Warmed

I would like to declare our house officially warmed with Teriyaki chicken, stir fry vegetables, rice, milkshakes, and the company of Scantron, Sabrinatron, Johnny R, Richiotti, Timm, and no Panzer or Shlipi.

Build-a-bed

I would like to state that the bed that I built today is easily the best thing I've ever created even though I detest staining even more now after I accidentally stained the hammock.

JAK Goes To AK

I would like to wish Ash a great trip to Alaska and say that it's too bad that Andy's bro's knee prevented him from joining us for plyos.

No Pre-Game Nap

I would like to say that a meal of tacos isn't the best thing to do before a soccer game and it took me about 80 minutes until my stomach felt settled but we dominated and won 5-0.

Rock of Ages

I would like to say that although Joe Elliott couldn't sing any high notes at all, Def Leppard still rocked the house and I can't believe they started Love Bites while I was in the bathroom, and that Bret Michaels and Poison continue to impress in all aspects.

Chili's Double Dinner Birthday

I would like to commend myself on eating two full dinners yesterday, Andy on achieving the bright young age of 26, and his niece Naomi for being able to easily work an iPhone at the young age of 2 and a half.