Tim's MemDayQ

I would like to congratulate Tim on a successful MemDayQ complete with pyrotechnics display and burnt sausages after everyone was done eating.

Bub Is Back

I would like to say that I'm glad Ash is back and I made way too many skewers for just the two of us so hopefully Tim's BBQ tomorrow is a big success.

One Born Every Minute

I would like to say that despite liking the new tires on my car, I can't believe I got suckered into buying a new battery when mine has never given me any problems.

Nobody's Home

I would like to say that I do not want to get involved in Barb and Jess' dispute at the VA over who's working and who's not and that I hope Ashley survives tomorrow on her minimal drunken sleep.

Ashley's Paris Dinner Adventure

I would like to say that I'm glad my meeting with Brian went well today and I need to set a date soon.

Nacho Cheese Tim

I would like for scotch club to live on even though Naveen's performance has been weak and Tim is depressed about the whole situation and we currently have zero scotch.

Angry Birds

I would like to say that despite what Tim and Jen think, I think we should expand our Grad BBQ to include all engagements, quals passings, late Memorial Day, early father's days, and everything else.

"We Win. He Put A Ring On It"

I would like to congratulate PBR and Jenny on getting engaged in Hawaii today!

Who Ordered A Whoopass Fajita?

I would like to thank Tim for "doing" the dishes after we made pizza and watched The Boondock Saints 2.

Serious Relaxation

I would like to wish Ash a great trip to Paris and hope that I feel better by tomorrow so that I don't lay around all day.

Sick

I would like to say that I cannot believe that I developed a cold over the day but that Pera had some delicious Mediterranean food even though my taste buds barely worked.

Hicks-B-Q

I would like to thank Hicks for running a practice BBQ for the big graduation and can only hope that the real deal goes as smoothly with about 3X the number of people.

Julien The Segmenter

I would like to say that I'm happy that I don't have to have surgery although I'm bummed out that I have to rest for at least another month.

Fresh Made Tortillas

I would like to thank Ash for a delicious meal at Chevy's and Julie for meeting up with me to talk about finding jobs.

Late Eats

I would like to thank Biagio for telling quite the tale of his B2B Safeway Cheese Puffs success and his spite bone and want Ash to finish her presentation and come home soon so we can eat pizza and parfaits and go to bed.

Naps and Turkey Burgers

I would like to say that despite the chilly weather, bay to breakers was fun even though Coelho's float got to the float exit too fast and nobody's cell phones worked and I lost Biagio and Ashley quite early in the day.

A La Carte And Art

I would like to thank Alexia and Paul for coming up with the great idea to attend the fair in Mountain View so we could enjoy the great weather before we did a quick circuit workout followed by a bike ride to Rick's delicious ice cream.

Boys and Girls Club

I would like to thank Biagio for his clever man gifts and for getting BSlow to give us all milkshakes after an impressively big scotch club.

Holding Hands With Old Folks

I would like to tell Jana that I'm tired of her crap and that she has no valid points regarding our lawn situation.

Ripped Off

I would like to say that it sucks to pay $112 for a crappy new rear wheel at Mike's Bikes thanks to my wheel having another broken spoke.

Solidworks

I would like to thank BSlow for making some extra crispy chocolate chip cookies for Tim.

Workin It Up

I would like to say that I haven't used Solidworks in a while, but it comes back pretty fast.

Ashley Goes Shopping Forever

I would like to have the rain stop for good so that my allergies will eventually stop and also state that my baked breaded chicken, homemade vegetable pasta sauce, and bruschetta came out pretty delicious.

Resume

I would like to say that Helen once again showed off how good she was at Scrabble at our wine and games night.

Iron Man 2 Sleepy Drive In

I would like to thank whoever mowed our front lawn today even though I'm pretty sure it wasn't a gardener hired by our landlord.

Lawn Saga Continues

I would like to say that Ash and I made quite the Indian feast tonight with Chole, Aloo Gobi, and Butter Chicken, including undercooked chapatis purchased from the store.

Cinco De Celia's

I would like to congratulate PBR and Jenny on making it to 4 years and celebrating their anniversary at Celia's with all the Mexicans.

Mullet App

I would like it if my stomach would stop hurting and really hope it isn't because of the ice cream I just ate.

Park Workout

I would like to congratulate Ash on sneaking her April work lunch out from me because of the ineptitude of the Lowe's fridge delivery service giving us our fridge in between the potential times they claimed they would come.

Sleepy MRI's

I would like to say it was great hanging out with Steph, Ian, and Ash today and finally not being rushed so that we could relax a little and enjoy the great weather.

That's A Long Race

I would like to congratulate Ian on finishing the half-Ironman and I'm proud of Ash and Steph for doing the swim and bike and saving their foot/knee by not running.