Tim's MemDayQ

I would like to congratulate Tim on a successful MemDayQ complete with pyrotechnics display and burnt sausages after everyone was done eating.

Bub Is Back

I would like to say that I'm glad Ash is back and I made way too many skewers for just the two of us so hopefully Tim's BBQ tomorrow is a big success.

One Born Every Minute

I would like to say that despite liking the new tires on my car, I can't believe I got suckered into buying a new battery when mine has never given me any problems.

Nobody's Home

I would like to say that I do not want to get involved in Barb and Jess' dispute at the VA over who's working and who's not and that I hope Ashley survives tomorrow on her minimal drunken sleep.

Ashley's Paris Dinner Adventure

I would like to say that I'm glad my meeting with Brian went well today and I need to set a date soon.

Nacho Cheese Tim

I would like for scotch club to live on even though Naveen's performance has been weak and Tim is depressed about the whole situation and we currently have zero scotch.

Angry Birds

I would like to say that despite what Tim and Jen think, I think we should expand our Grad BBQ to include all engagements, quals passings, late Memorial Day, early father's days, and everything else.