A Win is a Win

I would like to thank the Stanford Law School for scheduling finals this early so that their coed IM soccer team had no girls and we won by forfeit even though we would have beaten them anyway.

Loser

I would like to take full responsibility for today's embarrassing 3-2 soccer loss after I blew three golden opportunities for goals: two headers and one breakaway.

Sweaty Mess

I would like to file a complaint to Stanford regarding the unreasonably humid and warm conditions in the racquetball courts that result in my sweating through my shirt and dripping after practicing with the club this evening.

Manatees and Losses

I would like to thank Lance for officially beating me at racquetball today because in the third game I smoked him and he knows that he won't sit atop me on the ladder for very long and also Scantron for coming up with the brilliant idea of making a manatee cookie cake for Melanie's birthday tomorrow.

Laziness

I would like to say that I got nothing accomplished today other than like an hour's worth of actual work, a tremendous leg workout, and getting to bed early.

Racquetball Milkshakes

I would like to thank Leslo for playing racquetball, but more importantly, for drinking milkshakes afterwards, and most importantly, for allowing me to finally peg her in the ass good enough to leave a welt.

Happy Hora

I would like to say that happy hour at the Rose & Crown is really incredible when you get three buckets of session and then eat the jerk chicken after Singer and Bunch's friend both "recommend" it at Mango Caribbean.