Dead Legs

I would like to say that due to a terrible scheduling error my legs are dead after losing to Paul at racquetball immediately after a plyo workout but at least we got Summer 2009 planned (sort of).

Forward King and Queen

I would like to say that combined, my mom and dad are the champion at forwarding nonsense emails to me.

3 Fast 3 Furious

I would like to point out that I am not in good mountain biking shape right now and that Tokyo Drift is a spectacular movie.

Free Gasolina

I would like to thank BSlow for giving me an Arco gas card which resulted in Tim and I watching Zack and Miri Make a Porno and eating Little Caesar's.

Lil Weazy

I would like to thank Lil Wayne for showing me what a man should be, Disashi for showing me what a dad should be, Seth, for showing me what a stud should be, Tyler, for showing me what a lazy man should be, and Brandon, for showing me how to drink under a bridge.

Brackets Done

I would like to say that John Calipari is the biggest sucker for obviously not making Memphis practice free throws either this year or last and they blew it hard today.

Meatball Sandwiches

I would like to thank Tim for making meatball sandwiches and having ice cream so I could go to bed really full after being really hungry from playing soccer and beating Rich at rball again.

Early to Bed

I would like to thank myself for allowing myself to go to bed at 2130 and catch up on some much needed rest.

Palo Alto

I would like to state that I am more impressed with the town of Palo Alto right now than I ever have been before in my life.

Taft, Paik's Ranch House, Frosty King

I would like to say that the town of Taft, CA is probably the best town ever and is full of spectacular waitresses, enormous milkshakes, and lots o' oil.

Rattlesnakes & Hot Springs

I would like to thank that rattlesnake for giving Biagio sufficient warning before attacking him, Tim for mudding it, and would also like to point out that Willett Hot Springs are epic, even though Biagio would have probably designed them better.

Biagidrinkio

I would like to congratulate both the Cornell Big Red on a strong bball season and Big Red Biagio on his ability to hit 4 local Ojai bars on the way to Los Padres National Forest where he met us at the campsite an hour after we told him to.

Plan City

I would like to brag that I defeated PMobley at rball, gave Ashley all sorts of bday presents, planned an epic Spring Break 2009 weekend for tomorrow, and watched several basketball games today.

Rball Buildup

I would like to thank Leslo for hitting with me before I embarrass PD Mobley tomorrow at Rball.

Hobee's Can Shake It

I would like to say that Hobee's makes pretty delicious milkshakes, especially after playing soccer.

Laundry

I would like to say that laundry is not fun.

Racquetball Twice

I would like to mention that both times I've played rball with Rich, he has been forced to quit with a thumb injury and I would also like to mention that I played with Leslo this morning as well.

Ten Hoeve's BDay

I would like to congratulate Ten Hoeve for making me play sloshball to celebrate his quarter century after a leg workout and bball with Andy this morning.

Racquetball Milkshakes

I would like to congratulate Jenny for making her debut at both racquetball and eating apple pie this evening.

Longest Game Ever

I would like to thank the Syracuse Orange for defeating the UConn Huskies 127-117 in 6 overtimes and the Stanford Cardinal for ending their NCAA dreams by losing to the Washington Huskies.

The Dream Lives On

I would like to wish Stanford luck tomorrow against Washington after an impressive victory over Oregon State today.

Bowlarama

I would like to state that I easily maintained my lifetime 135 bowling average with my 113 and 190 tonight at Swiss Marc's going away party.

So Full

I would like to say that there's nothing like eating a full meal, a bowl of ice cream, and then pigging out on Bagel Bites, chocolate milk, and cookies at a CA meeting, until you're almost ready to puke.

Tough Loss

I would like to point out how difficult it is to win a basketball game when you have a 1 point lead and three players miss the front end of a one and one within the last 30 seconds.

Epic Conditions

I would like to thank both Mother Nature for dumping another 10 feet of snow in Tahoe and then making the weather perfect today and Richiotti for eating a burger and passing out so I could drive the pouch back home.

Up Late

I would like to thank Shandor for planning Karaoke night and forcing me to stay up until midnight when I have to leave for Kirkwood tomorrow at 5 AM.

Narrow Victory

I would like to thank Greg for hitting 2 free throws with 29 seconds left to give us a 3 point lead that got us to the quarterfinals I would also like to point out that I am a genius for saving a tub of cookies and cream ice cream from TNT for myself after the game.

Embarrassed

I would like to state firstly that I am thoroughly embarrassed by my first loss ever to the Gazebo Gorillas and that I am even more embarrassed by this:
http://news.stanford.edu/news/2009/march4/bike-safety-invention-challenge-students-030409.html

It's raining, it's pouring

I would like to thank the old man for snoring on my way back from the gym and and getting me soaked this morning.

Trash Tim(e)

I would like to thank Tim for the smelly trash I just took out, the missing pot I wanted to cook my pasta in, the lack of glasses/dishes in the kitchen, and for his Rocky Road ice cream that I plan on making a milkshake with after I finish this tenderloin.