Monday, August 31, 2009

Crappy Bar Stool

I would like to declare that the shoddy bar stool that came with our kitchen table from Bed, Bath, and Beyond is likely going to break, hopefully when someone fat like Jenny sits on it.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

He's Like...A Sister to Me

I would like to wish Naveen and Roma the best in the future with their 10 kids and also point out that Timm's TomTom tanked.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Almost Mr. Naveen Pai

I would like to congratulate Naveen for being such a stud at his Garba Raas, having an older brother I've never heard of, and for finding someone as awesome as Roma and also Drew for hosting a BBQ that left me stuffed because Andy didn't show up to eat his share.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Stuffed with Peppers

I would like to say that it's too damn hot outside but it's good to be stuffed with stuffed peppers.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Shrooms

I would like to figure out how I remember The Good Shepherd being such a good movie even though I remember very little from it and it was really slow and long and we only watched an hour of it and also I'd like to declare that "Shiitake with Fettucine" is mighty delicious even though we used neither of those ingredients for tonight's dinner.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Traffic Sucks

I would like to say that driving to SFO at 5PM on a weekday is the most painful thing ever, that I think I aced my fantasy football draft this evening, and that even though the team we lost to tonight was definitely the best team we've played, they weren't better than us, and we probably outplayed them.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

First Day of School

I would like to say that it's now more important than ever for me to get to the gym on time so that I don't get stuck in all the traffic caused by little kids and crossing guards on the way to campus in the morning.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Gangster

I would like to say that Denzel once again impressed me with his role in American Gangster while on the other hand, Baby Mama didn't really impress me in any way.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Barb-B-Q

I would like to thank Barb for hosting a delicious BBQ complete with chicken, pork sausage, chicken gouda sausages, and topped off with delicious sundaes.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Big Basin of Lies

I would like to thank the lady working at the Big Basin Park HQ for letting us know about the "huge" Sempervirens Falls that Polina could outpee, the authentic"Maddock Cabin" that was really just a poster about the cabin, and the Ocean View Vista that was a nice view of some clouds.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Talk About Big Pig

I would like to say that after getting over the disappointment of not seeing Boyz II Men, the San Mateo County Fair was pretty classic especially the roller coaster, Super Shot, the near death experience on the Hurricane, and most of all, Wilbur the 1100 lb pig.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Shredded

I would like to tell everyone that allowing shredded chicken to sit in its broth overnight results in the most delicious enchiladas ever and that we need a new random number generation method and finally that I think Ashley is allergic to me.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Need to Learn to Finish

I would like to work on my finishing in front of the goal because I missed a breakaway, made several passes to teammates who were offsides, and had a couple other chances that I could have performed a little better and finally say that one measly assist is not a satisfactory performance even though we easily won tonight.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Egyptian Cotton

I would like to go to bed soon since I'm extremely pumped about sleeping on my new Egyptian Cotton sheets tonight and riding in tomorrow on my new yellow tires and that new stuff is always amazing.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Dr. Naveen Pai, Esquire, JD, Scotch Expert

I would like to declare that the Glenlivet 18 is hardly different from the Glenlivet 12 and that I can't believe Naveen only has one more weekend of freedom left.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

35 Miles and Still Tickin'

I would like to thank Ash for taking me out on my first road bike ride in Paradise through Tiburon and making sure that I made it back in one piece even though I barely made it through the wind tunnel from Sausalito back up to the GG Bridge and also Ali for meeting us in Tiburon to hang out for a bit.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Baby Monkey Chase

I would like to say that the SF Zoo is awesome mostly because of the giraffes, gorillas, howler monkeys, roaring lions, and warthogs and commend Tim for tricking me, Ash, Justen, Missy, and Jeff into wasting over $100 combined to go to the most random "Rocktail Party" featuring a ringtoss, a juggler, an unused kissing booth, and a bunch of ripped women where we were completely overdressed.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Hot Pockets and Chili Dogs

I would like to say that it sucked cleaning the old apartment but good riddance to Rains and there's nothing like meeting up with the Konks even if it was only for an hour and a half and up in the city.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Fit For a King

I would like to declare that it was awesome scoring a goal in our winning effort in tonight's game, it was awesome getting and setting up my new bed, it was awesome seeing Ashley tonight, and it was awesome for Timm to get all that free money for his luxury Buick, but it was definitely not awesome getting my legs swept out from under me while going up for a header and redestroying my poor hand.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

I Did It Just For The Halibut

I would like to thank the OG for once again welcoming me into their family for another classic night featuring Tim's underage beard, Justen's diet, and Brandon's alfredo boat after watching our IM 3v3 bball team lose again to the Gazebo Gorillas.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Trying to Earn My T-Shirt

I would like to say that even though today was probably the only game that I will be playing in for Andy's 3v3 bball team this season, I fully earned the t-shirt that they will likely win tomorrow because I ended up being a necessity.

Monday, August 10, 2009

19 Minutes

I would like say that it only took me 19 minutes to get to the gym this morning on The Dream, that the Facebook dining room is a weak imitation of the Google, and I'm glad Tim showed up for our first meal and milkshakes in the new house as roommates.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Magic Bullet Smoothies

I would like to commend Ashley for her eggs and her smoothies, Sean for his clever gifts at today's BBQ, Tim for his tremendous beard, and state that my room is finally almost set up.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

IKEA sucks

I would like to say that from waking up at 0700 to start moving to buying crap from IKEA to eating at the OG to partying at the Elbo Room to celebrate Teeny's bday and eventually hitting the hay around 0400, today was a long, tiring, but hugely successful day.

Friday, August 7, 2009

I Present...The Dream

I would like to say that the Specialized Allez Comp that I purchased today is beautiful and rides like a dream but moving sucks...a lot.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

No Point in Going to the Doctor

I would like to say that I was correct in not wanting to go to the doctor about my hand as Dr. Yao told me that I don't need a cast and I should just give it time to heal and that we won our soccer game tonight 2-1 and probably racked up 50 offsides calls, none of which were on me, thanks to that hardass ref.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Long Plane Rides and Fried Rice

I would like to say that sitting on a plane/bus all day long sucks but it's great to be back in Cali, listen to Tim's tales of the motherland, make fun of his new hipster fixie, and enjoy some dericious fried rice and chocolate chip cookies specially made by Ash.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Monkeys, Beds, and BBQ's

I would like to declare Monkey Jungle as the best thing Miami has to offer, Argentine BBQ at Carolina's parents' house was delicious, and that I just bought a bed that will hopefully be delivered soon.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Celeb City

I would like to state that after seeing both Dominique Wilkins and Hulk Hogan today, they are both larger than life.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

The Block Was Dead Yo So I Continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue

I would like to say that the best thing to do in Jacksonville according to both Pete and Tristan is to drive to St. Augustine and eat at Cap's on the Water, that Rambo in Blu-Ray is spectacular, and that Miami is muggy and hot as hell but it's good to finally be here.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Little Pig Nosed Smiling Baby

I would like to comment on how adorable little Eva was when I turned her nose upwards like a pig and she started smiling and holding her breath for no particular reason and also state that the Wild Wing Cafe in Jax lived upto all of my Florida expectations after the food was good but the service was terrible.