Maker Faire, Delicious Meal

I would like to thank Justen for turning 27 and going big at the Maker Faire and Doreen again for inviting me to an incredibly delicious Evening in Tuscany at Tom's house to welcome Peter Torzilli with amazing sausage stuffed pork loins.

Croquet, Surprise, Block Partay

I would like to thank nobody for showing up to the croquet tournament resulting in my 3rd place prayer trophy (I deserved that handshake), Doreen for throwing Tom an incredible surprise birthday party at Bella Vita, and Block Party for being lame enough that serving beer was not as obnoxious as it usually is.

Exhausted

I would like to thank Macallan Cask Strength for really making me exhausted all day long today.

Laodicean

I would like to thank Tim for picking up the Macallan Cask Strength, Sean for making delicious chicken fries, and congratulating Kavya Shivashankar for dominating this year's Bee.

Zimmer

I would like to say that I am impressed with David Dvorak's abilities to respond to all questions related to their problems with the Department of Justice

Lebron Loss?

I would like to say that I am disappointed in Lebron and the Cavs with their disastrous OT loss tonight to put them in a 3-1 hole.

Chubby's

I would like that although Chubby's Diner had excellent milkshakes, Mark's Kitchen: Chinese Food and Hamburgers would have been so classic.

Off the Trail

I would like to say that I was impressed with Biagio, Scantron, and Brandon's fake orienteering skills in saving themselves the hike Justen, Tim, and I did to Weaver Lake although I am disappointed that we didn't do the original 9 mile hike due to too much snow cover.

Snow, Trout, Power Bait

I would like to say that after climbing up Poop Out Pass, I was definitely pooped but was impressed with the trout Biagio, Scantron, and Brandon pulled in with the Power Bait.

Johnny Dawkins

I would like to thank Coach Dawkins for enjoying lunch with me and Biagio for rolling into the Big Meadows Trailhead of Jennie Lakes Wilderness at Midnight on the dot.

$220

I would like to say that for $220, Tim and I were able to purchase food for 6 men for 2.5 days and that we'll probably be fat after this incredibly planned trip to Jennie Lakes Wilderness.

Itchy Eyes

I would like to thank Mother Nature for two days of glasses because my eyes have been so itchy lately.

Unable to Walk Straight

I would like to thank the interwebs for this new calf workout that left me unable to walk straight after I only did half of it and spent just 15 minutes in the gym

David Abraham

I would like to thank David Abraham for speaking and, more importantly, providing me with free dinner.

Bay To Breakers

I would like to say I was on a boat.

95 and Counting

I would like thank Mother Nature for making today's climb out of Purisima Creek extremely sweaty and Jenny's pool super cold.

Spot

I would like to thank a Pizza Place for providing us delicious pizza after this evening's fine happy hour.

Playoffs! (I Think)

I would like to thank the IM system for hopefully allowing both our coed and D2 soccer teams into the playoffs even though they're both sitting at an embarrassing .500 after today's 6-2 victory.

OG Agenda with Incredibly Attractive People

I would like to thank our waiter, "Bob," for confirming that I have an eating problem at the Olive Garden and letting me leave with a painfully full stomach after our 4-person soccer practice this evening.

California Cafe

I would like to thank Mike Torry for coming into lab on his vacation day because it resulted in some delicious ahi tuna at the California Cafe.

Suntory Yamazaki 12

I would like to say that the Japanese are masters of copying things and then making them better and this includes the television you watch, the sake you drink, that kimono you wear, and now, even that "scotch" you drink.

Wine Rack

I would like to compliment myself for finishing another wine rack, this time for myself.

Wolverine

I would like to say that although the new X-Men movie was pretty damn good, eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream isn't as easy as it used to be in high school.

Investment

I would like to say that no matter what investment advice I receive from a venture capitalist, my 60+% return in 4 weeks speaks for itself.

A Win is a Win

I would like to thank the Stanford Law School for scheduling finals this early so that their coed IM soccer team had no girls and we won by forfeit even though we would have beaten them anyway.

Loser

I would like to take full responsibility for today's embarrassing 3-2 soccer loss after I blew three golden opportunities for goals: two headers and one breakaway.

Sweaty Mess

I would like to file a complaint to Stanford regarding the unreasonably humid and warm conditions in the racquetball courts that result in my sweating through my shirt and dripping after practicing with the club this evening.

Manatees and Losses

I would like to thank Lance for officially beating me at racquetball today because in the third game I smoked him and he knows that he won't sit atop me on the ladder for very long and also Scantron for coming up with the brilliant idea of making a manatee cookie cake for Melanie's birthday tomorrow.

Laziness

I would like to say that I got nothing accomplished today other than like an hour's worth of actual work, a tremendous leg workout, and getting to bed early.

Racquetball Milkshakes

I would like to thank Leslo for playing racquetball, but more importantly, for drinking milkshakes afterwards, and most importantly, for allowing me to finally peg her in the ass good enough to leave a welt.

Happy Hora

I would like to say that happy hour at the Rose & Crown is really incredible when you get three buckets of session and then eat the jerk chicken after Singer and Bunch's friend both "recommend" it at Mango Caribbean.